Little comedians love a joke with a door in it. These knock knock jokes for kids use simple words, kind names, and punchlines that stay gentle. Classrooms trade knock knock jokes for kids during brain breaks and rainy recess days.
Every exchange here is new and clean. Teachers and parents can read each one aloud at circle time without edits, rewrites, or worries about tricky words.
Practice the back and forth with a partner for extra giggles. These knock knock jokes for kids reward a big voice, a patient pause, and a keen audience.
Tip: Young readers do best with short exchanges. One name, one question, and one punchline keep the game moving. These knock knock jokes for kids sit well beside clean jokes in a classroom joke jar.
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Knock knock jokes for kids
Friendly first knocks
1. Knock, knock. Who is there? Felix. Felix who? Feel licks from the puppy, all ticklish ones.
2. Knock, knock. Who is there? Fred. Fred who? Thread came loose, the kite tail flaps.
3. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gail. Gail who? Gale winds blew my hat to the fence.
4. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gary. Gary who? Scary stories are off the sleepover list.
5. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gemma. Gemma who? Gems for the crown, dress up time is here.
6. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gene. Gene who? Jeans with grass stains, recess was fun.
7. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ginny. Ginny who? Guinea pig squeaks hello to you.
8. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ginger. Ginger who? Ginger snaps for the cookie jar, please.
9. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gladys. Gladys who? Glad is my mood when recess starts.
Puppy licks open these knock knock jokes for kids. Felix started the giggles.
10. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gloria. Gloria who? Glory day, our team scored at last.
Animal visitors
11. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gordon. Gordon who? Gourd in the garden grew huge this fall.
12. Knock, knock. Who is there? Grace. Grace who? Race starts now, the swings are the finish line.
13. Knock, knock. Who is there? Grant. Grant who? Granite rock, heavy as a hippo statue.
14. Knock, knock. Who is there? Greg. Greg who? Great news, the library added story time.
15. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gus. Gus who? Gushing fountain at the park, bring a coin.
16. Knock, knock. Who is there? Gwen. Gwen who? When the rain stops, we ride bikes.
17. Knock, knock. Who is there? Hal. Hal who? Halloween candy trade starts at dusk.
18. Knock, knock. Who is there? Hank. Hank who? Handkerchief ready, sneeze season is here.
19. Knock, knock. Who is there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hand a banana to the monkey statue.
Finish lines matter in these knock knock jokes for kids. Grace raced to the swings.
20. Knock, knock. Who is there? Harriet. Harriet who? Hairy dog, happy dog, bath day is Friday.
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Snack time knocks
21. Knock, knock. Who is there? Harry. Harry who? Hurry, the bus is at the corner.
22. Knock, knock. Who is there? Harvey. Harvey who? Harvest party at the farm this weekend.
23. Knock, knock. Who is there? Hattie. Hattie who? Hat party at three, wear a silly one.
24. Knock, knock. Who is there? Hazel. Hazel who? Hazelnut spread on toast, breakfast is ready.
25. Knock, knock. Who is there? Heath. Heath who? Heather blooms purple on the hill.
26. Knock, knock. Who is there? Heidi. Heidi who? Hidey hole behind the couch, seek me there.
27. Knock, knock. Who is there? Helen. Helen who? He lent me his best crayons today.
28. Knock, knock. Who is there? Henry. Henry who? Hen ran the coop meeting this morning.
29. Knock, knock. Who is there? Herbert. Herbert who? Herb garden smells like pizza toppings.
Pizza topping gardens grow in these knock knock jokes for kids. Herbert watered the basil with pride.
30. Knock, knock. Who is there? Hilda. Hilda who? Hill day, we roll down the grass.
School door giggles
31. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ian. Ian who? I am the door captain today.
32. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ida. Ida who? Idaho potatoes for dinner tonight.
33. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ike. Ike who? I can reach the top shelf now.
34. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ima. Ima who? I am a big fan of story time.
35. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ina. Ina who? In a minute, the cookies need cooling.
36. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ione. Ione who? I own a kite with a very long tail.
37. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ira. Ira who? I ran the whole block without stopping.
38. Knock, knock. Who is there? Irene. Irene who? Reindeer games at the winter fair, join us.
39. Knock, knock. Who is there? Iris. Iris who? I wish for extra recess today.
Top shelves star in these knock knock jokes for kids. Ike reached the cookie tin.
40. Knock, knock. Who is there? Irma. Irma who? Ear muffs on, the wind is loud today.
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Garden visitors
41. Knock, knock. Who is there? Isaac. Isaac who? Sack race at field day, I am in.
42. Knock, knock. Who is there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is a bell ringing for lunch already?
43. Knock, knock. Who is there? Isla. Isla who? Island picnic, bring the boat snacks.
44. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ivan. Ivan who? I have a new kite, come and see.
45. Knock, knock. Who is there? Ivy. Ivy who? Ivy climbs the fence like a green ladder.
46. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jack. Jack who? Jacket weather, grab a warm coat.
47. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jade. Jade who? Trade you stickers for stamps today.
48. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jake. Jake who? Cake with extra frosting, please.
49. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jan. Jan who? January snow calls for hot cocoa.
Green ladders climb through these knock knock jokes for kids. Ivy led the way.
50. Knock, knock. Who is there? Janet. Janet who? Planet party, costumes welcome at seven.
Weather knocks
51. Knock, knock. Who is there? Janice. Janice who? Nice ice rink, skate day is Saturday.
52. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jared. Jared who? Jar of pickles, one for the picnic.
53. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jasmine. Jasmine who? Jazz band practice moved to the gym.
54. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jason. Jason who? Chasing bubbles across the yard again.
55. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jay. Jay who? Yay, the puppet show starts now.
56. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jean. Jean who? Genius idea, a slide at the library.
57. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jed. Jed who? Jet planes draw lines in the sky.
58. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jeff. Jeff who? Chef Jeff serves soup at noon.
59. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jeri. Jeri who? Cherry pie for the bake sale today.
Soup service runs on time in these knock knock jokes for kids. Chef Jeff rang the lunch bell.
60. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jeremy. Jeremy who? Germ-free hands, wash before snacks.
Toy room knocks
61. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jerome. Jerome who? Rome was not built in one recess.
62. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jerry. Jerry who? Berry picking at the farm on Saturday.
63. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jess. Jess who? Just in time for story hour, sit down.
64. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jesse. Jesse who? Messy room, cleaning day is here.
65. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jill. Jill who? Chill at the pool after lunch today.
66. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jim. Jim who? Gym day, bring your sneakers along.
67. Knock, knock. Who is there? Joan. Joan who? Moan no more, the cookies are ready.
68. Knock, knock. Who is there? Joey. Joey who? A baby kangaroo, riding in a pouch.
69. Knock, knock. Who is there? Joe. Joe who? Jokes aside, the cake is ready now.
Tunnel digging fills these knock knock jokes for kids. The mole worked weekends.
70. Knock, knock. Who is there? Joel. Joel who? Mole digs tunnels by the garden fence.
Bedtime knocks
71. Knock, knock. Who is there? Johnny. Johnny who? Johnny cakes for breakfast, maple syrup ready.
72. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jolene. Jolene who? Jolly snow day, sleds at noon.
73. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jonas. Jonas who? Bonus round starts now, grab a seat.
74. Knock, knock. Who is there? Joni. Joni who? Pony rides at the fair start at ten.
75. Knock, knock. Who is there? Jordan. Jordan who? Garden gate is open, come through.
76. Knock, knock. Who is there? Josie. Josie who? Cozy reading nook, books at four.
Garden parades close these knock knock jokes for kids. The June bugs marched in line.
77. Knock, knock. Who is there? Josh. Josh who? Just joshing, the cake is really ready.
78. Knock, knock. Who is there? Joyce. Joyce who? Joy is my middle name at recess.
79. Knock, knock. Who is there? Judy. Judy who? Judy duty today, the class fish needs food.
80. Knock, knock. Who is there? June. June who? June bug parade in the garden today.
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Knock knock jokes for kids in cards and captions
A short exchange fits a birthday card or a classroom job chart. Write the name in big letters and the punchline in small ones, then add a star sticker.
Short knock knock jokes for kids worth sharing
Simple exchanges suit show and tell, bus rides, and library visits. Keep two knock knock jokes for kids ready for the next rainy recess.
Clean knock knock jokes for kids that suit every reader
Kind punchlines keep every young listener smiling. Share these knock knock jokes for kids with a teacher or a grandparent today.
Pick a partner, knock twice, and start the giggles.
